Kurosaki summer*insrtumental*Kurosaki summer!*instrumental*Kurosaki summer!Here you go! Suncream and nice tan.Here you go! A cooling, chiling beach fan!Shishkebab and a pretty face, Rui vomits all over the place.Here you go! Time swim in the pool.Here you go! Father still ain't cool.Here you go! Ikki starts to Burger drool.Mother got another rash, Aniki hits one more beach bash!Here you go! Now the carousel starts!Hey! You! Let's party our way! Take my hands, lets dance on a beach fest.Hey! You! Let's party our way! Summer with my family's the best!*Instrumental*Kurosaki summer*Instrumental*Kurosaki summerHere you go! I think a couple parted.Here you go! I think that Ikki farted.No that was Aniki's gas.Rui, don't take the breathing plass!Here you go! Let's sneak out in the night.Here you go! Let's party to the day light.Here you go! Now try not to pick a fight.Mother won't listen to no sound, Father just spins Rui around.Here you go! Now the caarousle starts!Hey! You! Let's
Happy (late) Mothers day RenaAt Hinamizawa Kindergarten, all the kids were worried as the looked at Rena. She was getting fat. And not a little over weight. Her stomac was getting bigger everyday. They were now disgusing(cant spell it, I'm stupid) how i could havve happend.-I think she ate alot of buns! Saburo said.-At least 1000 per hour! Kaito said-It not possible to eat that much. Chikako said.-You'll die. When said, Hiro started to cry. He didn't want to play with a skeleton.-She must have tons of gas in there. Himiko said. All the kids gasped as they realized that the swollen belly was gas. They screamed. What if Rena exploded? Then no one would take care of them. Or worse what if she farted? The stench would poison them. They ran around. The oldest, Miki, watched them. "Idiots" she thought. Rena walked up to Miki.-Is something the matter, Miki-chan? She said.-No. The other kids didnt agree. They took tisues and coverd their noses. Rena looked confused.-What are you doing?-Protecting ourselfs from
Happy B-day Neliel!Mama! Cabra shouted from outside the bedroom. Neliel forced her eyes open. It was 5 in the morning. She sighed and went out to see what was going on. She sneaked out as quiet as possible, not wanting to wake her outbeaten husband, Nnoitora whom just came home from a tournamet."Cabra, what is it?" Nel asked."Mama, you always told me that on your birthday you wanted to have Teresa here, didn't you?" Cabra looked at her with sparkling eyes."Yes but, she's in spain and can't aford a ticket home..." It stung in Nel's chest when she said "home". Tersa had already moved out so her house wasn't Tersas home anymore."Really?" Cabra giggled. Nel looked at him confused. Then the door bell rang. Nel went to open. Cabra snickerd like crazy."What is wrong with him today?" Nel thought. Then she opened the door. The second she opened she thought the person outside was some salesman. The she saw the red stripe above the nose and the oily black hair. It was no other person then Teresa Verta Jigura.